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paleception:
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lisquid:
This will be the cutest video you will see today. My grandparents found baby sea turtles on their doorstep this morning so they released them one by one!
please turn on your volume omg
This is the most precious thing
The guy talking reminds me/sounds like Crush from Finding Nemo :)

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3 years ago on December 01, 2015 at 11:07pm

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Employer: so tell me, why do you want this job?
Me: I must survive capitalism

3 years ago on December 01, 2015 at 10:28pm

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3 years ago on November 30, 2015 at 05:38pm

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3 years ago on November 30, 2015 at 05:29pm

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3 years ago on November 10, 2015 at 11:56am

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jimjarmusch:

Spider-Man 2 | Sam Raimi | 2004
the most important screenshot i will ever take
the most important shot in all of cinema

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3 years ago on November 10, 2015 at 11:47am

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3 years ago on November 10, 2015 at 11:43am

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jaybauman:

sjwpanderer:
jaybauman:
jaybauman:
new drinking game: try to guess items that haven’t been turned into minion merchandise. every time you’re wrong, take a drink
i’m absolutely not googling that
alright guys it’s been fun but I’m leaving this earth

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3 years ago on September 27, 2015 at 04:10pm

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Rebecca. Becca. Bex. Freak.
I have incurable verbal diarrhoea.
There is never a space between a thought and it coming out of my mouth. Sometimes I speak before the thought has finished forming in my head - which results in a strange alien babble only I can understand. Well, sometimes I can.
It probably doesn't help that I can speak about 100 words a second

"I don't love you because love is for girls and girls are disgusting"

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